Quote by George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - Geor

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns

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Age
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns

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good
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Sex
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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

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Sex

A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen

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Sex

A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction. – J.G. Ballard, “News from the Sun,” Myths of the Near Future, 1982

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Sex

Sexual liberation, as a slogan, turns out to be another kind of bondage. For a woman it offers orgasm as her ultimate and major fulfillment; its better than motherhood. – Victoria Billings

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When I was 20, I thought I was 30 – but I was so far from it. When youre young, you want everything to happen now. As you mature, you can look back and see all the great things you achieved with time and patience. – Elisha Cuthbert

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Americans cannot maintain their essential faith in government if there are two Americas, in which the private sectors work subsidizes the disproportionate benefits of this new public sector elite. – Mortimer Zuckerman

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