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Quote by George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - Geor

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns

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If its a good script Ill do it. And if its a bad script, and they pay me enough, Ill do it. – George Burns

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I look to the future because thats where Im going to spend the rest of my life. – George Burns

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The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isnt sex but something else. – James Agate

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An isolated outbreak of virginity is a rash on the face of society. It arouses only pity from the married, and embarrassment from the single. – Charlotte Bingham

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Men get laid, but women get screwed. – Quentin Crisp

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I think I could fall madly in bed with you. – Author Unknown

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