Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns
Look to the future, because that is where youll spend the rest of your life. – George Burns