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Quote by George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - Geor

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

If its a good script Ill do it. And if its a bad script, and they pay me enough, Ill do it. – George Burns

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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns

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I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. – J. Edgar Hoover, attributed

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

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Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men. – John Stoltenberg

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Flies spread disease — keep yours zipped. – Author Unknown

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