George Burns's Quote - Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – Geor

Quote by George Burns

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - Geor

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns

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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns

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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns

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I may not be a great actress but Ive become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little. – Candice Bergen

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To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. – Don Schrader

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The question of sexual dominance can exist only in the nightmare of that soul which has armed itself, totally, against the possibility of the changing motion of conquest and surrender, which is love. – James Baldwin

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The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. – William H. Masters

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