Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns