Quote by George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - Geor

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. – George Burns

Category:
Failure
Read Quote

Im very pleased to be here. Lets face it, at my age Im very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns

Category:
Age
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Sex
category

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. – Don Schrader

Category:
Sex

A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction. – J.G. Ballard, “News from the Sun,” Myths of the Near Future, 1982

Category:
Sex

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. – Author Unknown

Category:
Sex

Flies spread disease — keep yours zipped. – Author Unknown

Category:
Sex

Random Quotes

The diagnosis of homosexuality as a “disorder” is a contributing factor to the pathology of those homosexuals who do become mentally ill…. Nothing is more likely to make you sick than being constantly told that you are sick. – Ronald Gold, c.1975

Category:
Homosexuality

Certain it is that a great responsibility rests upon the statesmen of all nations, not only to fulfill the promises for reduction in armaments, but to maintain the confidence of the people of the world in the hope of an enduring peace. – Frank B. Kellogg

Category:
Hope

Diligent as one must be in learning, one must be as diligent in forgetting otherwise the process is one of pedantry, not culture. – Albert J. Nock

Category:
Learning

An invincible determination can accomplish almost anything and in this lies the great distinction between great men and little men. – Thomas Fuller

Category:
great