Quote by George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - Geor

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. – George Burns

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What comes first in a relationship is lust – then more lust. – Jacqueline Bisset

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. – John Waters

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My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. – Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975

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To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. – Don Schrader

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