Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns
Im very pleased to be here. Lets face it, at my age Im very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns