Quote by George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - Geor

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns

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Look to the future, because that is where youll spend the rest of your life. – George Burns

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A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: “Because everything does.” – Honor Tracy

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If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, Id decline. Just keep my liver and lungs in good working order, Id reply, so I can go on drinking and smoking! – Luis Bunuel

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I am always looking for meaningful one night stands. – Dudley Moore

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To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the difference between naked and nude. – Bernard Poulin

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