Quote by George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - Geor

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns

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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything thats down can come up. – George Burns

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