Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns