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Quote by George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - Geor

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything thats down can come up. – George Burns

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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. – George Burns

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. – Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985

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Lust seeks stimulation in pain. – Michel de Montaigne, 1500s #s&m

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An erection is like the Theory of Relativity — the more you think about it, the harder it gets. – Author Unknown

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My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife. – Edwina Currie, quoted in The Observer, 1987 February 15th

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I spent well over a year on the road with Sarah Vaughn. That was amazing. – Jan Hammer

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