Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything thats down can come up. – George Burns