Quote by Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful —

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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Food
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

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Death
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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Death
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Other Quotes from
Sex
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I think I could fall madly in bed with you. – Author Unknown

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Sex

Nothing risqué, nothing gained. – Alexander Woollcott

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Sex

The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isnt sex but something else. – James Agate

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Sex

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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Sex

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It would be enough for me to have the system of a jury of twelve versus the system of one judge as a basis for preferring the U.S. to the Soviet Union. I would prefer the country you can leave to the country you cannot. – Joseph Brodsky

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