Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen