Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen