Quote by Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful —

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

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God
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Vacations
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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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God
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Other Quotes from
Sex
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Nothing risqué, nothing gained. – Alexander Woollcott

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Sex

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity — the more you think about it, the harder it gets. – Author Unknown

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Sex

A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: “Because everything does.” – Honor Tracy

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Sex

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. – Don Schrader

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Sex

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Gifts make their way through stone walls. – Proverb

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The aim of every artist is to arrest motion, which is life, by artificial means and hold it fixed so that a hundred years later, when a stranger looks at it, it moves again since it is life. – William Faulkner

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Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents shortcomings. – Laurence J. Peter

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