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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. – Lily Tomlin

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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. – Louise Sammons

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You have to see the sex act comically, as a child. – W. H. Auden

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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. – Anon.

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. – John Waters

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I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality…. I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word. – Martin Luther King,Jr.

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My diet is mostly chicken and fish. I make sure I get a lot of vegetables, a lot of fruit. I am a big fruit man, I am a vegetable man anyway. And I also get a lot of rest. Thats the key I may be up early, but Im in bed early too. – Magic Johnson

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