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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. – Lily Tomlin

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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex. – Lily Tomlin

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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? – Lily Tomlin

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