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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

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God
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Lily Tomlin
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about whats current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. – Lily Tomlin

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funny
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

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funny
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Sex is emotion in motion. – Mae West

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A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen

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You have to see the sex act comically, as a child. – W. H. Auden

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Sex

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. – William H. Masters

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I dont believe in life after death. But I do believe in some grinding destiny that watches over us on earth. If I didnt, the safety valve would give and the boiler would explode. – Hedy Lamarr

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Always eat grapes downward — that is eat the best grapes first; in this way there will be none better left on the bunch, and each grape will seem good down to the last. If you eat the other way, you will not have a good grape in the lot. – Samuel Butler

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Sometimes youre not even sure which of your stories were failures. There are things Ive written that I thought were complete catastrophes when I finished with them that have gone on to generate some of my most positive feedback. – Len Wein

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For, if a good speaker, never so eloquent, does not see into the fact, and is not speaking the truth of that – is there a more horrid kind of object in creation? – Thomas Carlyle

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good