Logo
Quote by Lily Tomlin
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free hi

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

Other quotes by Lily Tomlin

I guess if people couldnt profit from war I dont think there would be war. – Lily Tomlin

Category:
War
Author
Lily Tomlin
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Sex
category

Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. – Author Unknown

Category:
Sex

You have to see the sex act comically, as a child. – W. H. Auden

Category:
Sex

To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the difference between naked and nude. – Bernard Poulin

Category:
Sex

A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: “Because everything does.” – Honor Tracy

Category:
Sex

Random Quotes

The bride and groom — May their joys be as bright as the morning, and their sorrows but shadows that fade in the sunlight of love. – Minna Thomas Antrim, A Book of Toasts, 1902

Category:
Weddings

Irish queer: a fellow who prefers women to drink. – Seán Ó Faoláin

Category:
Alcohol

I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end… I have lost every other friend on earth, I shall at least have one friend left, and that friend shall be down inside of me. – Abraham Lincoln

Category:
Hypocrisy

There are amazing schools and amazing educators that are doing a wonderful job. And then there are a lot of educators that are not prepared to deal with inclusive education. They havent been trained. Its really quite lovely and easy when you understand how to do it. – Laura San Giacomo

Category:
amazing