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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about whats current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. – Lily Tomlin

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I guess if people couldnt profit from war I dont think there would be war. – Lily Tomlin

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Sex is emotion in motion. – Mae West

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno

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An erection is like the Theory of Relativity — the more you think about it, the harder it gets. – Author Unknown

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Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken. – Simone de Beauvoir

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