Logo
Quote by Lily Tomlin
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free hi

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

Other quotes by Lily Tomlin

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about whats current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. – Lily Tomlin

Category:
funny
Author
Lily Tomlin
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Sex
category

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. – Gloria Leonard

Category:
Sex

The question of sexual dominance can exist only in the nightmare of that soul which has armed itself, totally, against the possibility of the changing motion of conquest and surrender, which is love. – James Baldwin

Category:
Sex

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

Category:
Sex

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. – Woody Allen

Category:
Sex

Random Quotes

Do not breed. Nothing gives less pleasure than childbearing. Pregnancies are damaging to health, spoil the figure, wither the charms, and its the cloud of uncertainty forever hanging over these events that darkens a husbands mood. – Marquis De Sade

Category:
Birth

Music is always a commentary on society. – Frank Zappa

Category:
Music

Our society’s values are being corrupted by advertising’s insistence on the equation: Youth equals popularity, popularity equals success, success equals happiness. – John Fisher, The Plot to Make You Buy, 1968

Category:
Advertising

Of course there are critics who believe that no matter what we do, the Florida dream is over. They claim that we must accept the idea that inevitably our future is one of high taxes and big government. – Marco Rubio

Category:
Future