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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free hi

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. Its the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. – Lily Tomlin

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You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. – W. Somerset Maugham, The Bread-Winner

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A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction. – J.G. Ballard, “News from the Sun,” Myths of the Near Future, 1982

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Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. – Author Unknown

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. – Woody Allen

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