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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free hi

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money. – Lily Tomlin

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Money
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Lily Tomlin
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? – Lily Tomlin

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Hair
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Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. – Lord Chesterfield

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Sex

An isolated outbreak of virginity is a rash on the face of society. It arouses only pity from the married, and embarrassment from the single. – Charlotte Bingham

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Sex

What comes first in a relationship is lust – then more lust. – Jacqueline Bisset

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Sex

My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife. – Edwina Currie, quoted in The Observer, 1987 February 15th

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Sex

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The difference between try and triumph is a little umph. – Author Unknown

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Dare To Be Great!

Great occasions do not make heroes or cowards they simply unveil them to the eyes of men. Silently and imperceptibly, as we wake or sleep, we grow strong or weak and at last some crisis shows what we have become. – Brooke Foss Westcott

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Men

Growing up, I didnt have a lot of toys, and personal entertainment depended on individual ingenuity and imagination – think up a story and go live it for an afternoon. – Terry Brooks

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Imagination

I love prints of skulls and bones and have some taxidermy – a crow and a rabbit – to remind me of home. I like art and have a big portrait of Bjork. – Ellie Goulding

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Art