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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free hi

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money. – Lily Tomlin

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Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. – Author Unknown

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Men get laid, but women get screwed. – Quentin Crisp

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Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? – Richard Fleischer

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There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be. – Norman Mailer (1923–2007)

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