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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free hi

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money. – Lily Tomlin

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