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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free hi

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

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Sexual liberation, as a slogan, turns out to be another kind of bondage. For a woman it offers orgasm as her ultimate and major fulfillment; its better than motherhood. – Victoria Billings

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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. – Elizabeth Taylor

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An isolated outbreak of virginity is a rash on the face of society. It arouses only pity from the married, and embarrassment from the single. – Charlotte Bingham

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My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife. – Edwina Currie, quoted in The Observer, 1987 February 15th

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