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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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Dont be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed. – Lily Tomlin

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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? – Lily Tomlin

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I guess if people couldnt profit from war I dont think there would be war. – Lily Tomlin

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