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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free hi

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. Its the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. – Lily Tomlin

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Government
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money. – Lily Tomlin

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To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the difference between naked and nude. – Bernard Poulin

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What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh. – Henry Fielding

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Flies spread disease — keep yours zipped. – Author Unknown

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Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around. – David Lodge, The British Museum Is Falling Down, 1965

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An individuals self-concept is the core of his personality. It affects every aspect of human behavior: the ability to learn, the capacity to grow and change . . . . A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success in life. – Joyce Brothers

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To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart. – Phyllis Theroux

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What the world needs is not dogma but an attitude of scientific inquiry combined with a belief that the torture of millions is not desirable, whether inflicted by Stalin or by a Deity imagined in the likeness of the believer. – Bertrand Russell

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