Quote by Jonathan Davis
I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they pub

I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldnt give my lyrics, and its all wrong in the book, and I giggle. Its funny. – Jonathan Davis

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Some people are desperately looking for scapegoats, they just dont want to see the truth! – Jonathan Davis

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