Quote by Larry David
Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be fu

Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David

Other quotes by Larry David

Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name, just see what happens. – Larry David

Category:
Change
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I couldnt be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. – Larry David

Category:
War
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It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. – Larry David

Category:
Home
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

Category:
funny

I never said most of the things I said. – Yogi Berra

Category:
funny

My main point is to be funny if I can slip a message in there, fine. – Flip Wilson

Category:
funny

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. – Tucker Carlson

Category:
funny

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I love you more than my own skin. – Frida Kahlo

Category:
Love

Beauty awakens the soul to act. – Dante Alighieri

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Beauty

Had it not been for you, I should have remained what I was when we first met, a prejudiced, narrow-minded being, with contracted sympathies and false knowledge, wasting my life on obsolete trifles, and utterly insensible to the privilege of living in this wondrous age of change and progress. – Benjamin Disraeli

Category:
inspirational

Men, their rights, and nothing more women, their rights, and nothing less. – Susan B. Anthony

Category:
Men