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Quote by Billy Wilder
If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill y

If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder

Other quotes by Billy Wilder

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cant tear the toilet paper. – Billy Wilder

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Money
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Billy Wilder
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Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting? If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing. If you see him coming through a window — that is at once interesting. – Billy Wilder

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Perspective
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Billy Wilder
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. – George Orwell

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Youre only as good as your last haircut. – Fran Lebowitz

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funny

Its funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. Theyre usually quite nice comparisons I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate. – Sloane Crosley

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funny

I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips. – R. L. Stine

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A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy. – Guy Fawkes

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All the information you could want is constantly streaming at you like a runaway truck – books, newspaper stories, Web sites, apps, how-to videos, this article youre reading, even entire magazines devoted to single subjects like charcuterie or wedding cakes or pickles. – Mario Batali

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I think my dad has helped me tremendously. – Rand Paul

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Atari is a very sad story. – Steve Wozniak

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