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Quote by Billy Wilder
If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill y

If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder

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France is the country where the money falls apart and you cant tear the toilet paper. – Billy Wilder

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