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If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill y

If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder

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France is the country where the money falls apart and you cant tear the toilet paper. – Billy Wilder

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Money
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Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting? If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing. If you see him coming through a window — that is at once interesting. – Billy Wilder

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Perspective
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Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone elses. – Billy Wilder

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Trust
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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I mean its funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but its not competitive like an election, its the Olympics, its not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts are just to show you what people like. – Eddie Van Halen

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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. – Warren Buffett

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funny

I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman

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The lessons of the past are ignored and obliterated into a contemporary antagonism known as the generation gap. – Spiro T. Agnew

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