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Quote by Billy Wilder
If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill y

If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder

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Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting? If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing. If you see him coming through a window — that is at once interesting. – Billy Wilder

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Billy Wilder
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France is the country where the money falls apart and you cant tear the toilet paper. – Billy Wilder

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I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. – Leonardo DiCaprio

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Lucky is for laughs, and theres really nothing funny that Im doing on Dexter. I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesnt mean that they are a harmless little bunny. – Colin Hanks

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I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor. – Rachael Ray

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Strange questions are the more interesting ones. Children by and large dont try to trip you up… they want to find out how you do this funny thing that you do… if theyve loved a story they love to know how it started. – Michael Morpurgo

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