Billy Wilder's Quote - If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill y

Quote by Billy Wilder

If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill y

If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder

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Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon. – Billy Wilder

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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cant tear the toilet paper. – Billy Wilder

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You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning. – Billy Wilder

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