Quote by Billy Wilder
If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill y

If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder

Other quotes by Billy Wilder

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cant tear the toilet paper. – Billy Wilder

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Money
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Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting? If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing. If you see him coming through a window — that is at once interesting. – Billy Wilder

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Perspective
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! – Demetri Martin

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funny

You cant really be strong until you see a funny side to things. – Ken Kesey

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funny

I dont know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why hes funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. – Paul Lynde

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funny

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

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funny

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Man was formed for society and is neither capable of living alone, nor has the courage to do it. – William Blackstone

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