Quote by Billy Wilder
If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill y

If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder

Other quotes by Billy Wilder

Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone elses. – Billy Wilder

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Trust
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Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting? If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing. If you see him coming through a window — that is at once interesting. – Billy Wilder

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Perspective
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. – Spike Milligan

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I took P.S. I Love You thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. – Hilary Swank

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funny

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier. – Howard Nemerov

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funny

Its funny I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. – Corey Feldman

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Whatsoever is contrary to nature is contrary to reason, and whatsoever is contrary to reason is absurd. – Baruch Spinoza

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The perch swallows the grub-worm, the pickerel swallows the perch, and the fisherman swallows the pickerel; and so all the chinks in the scale of being are filled. – Henry David Thoreau

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Wisdom alone is the science of other sciences. – Plato

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I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries. – Bette Davis

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