Quote by Craig Bruce
Its funny how social activists usually protest against the only th

Its funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists goals. – Craig Bruce

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Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. – Craig Bruce

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Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration just think how many bombs that would buy! – Craig Bruce

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