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Its funny how social activists usually protest against the only th

Its funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists goals. – Craig Bruce

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Its a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. – Craig Bruce

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Religion
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Craig Bruce
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Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. – Craig Bruce

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Computers
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Craig Bruce
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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley

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funny

I didnt plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, its juvenile, but thats me. – Jimmy Carr

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funny

People ask do you make a conscious effort not to swear? – if youre doing silly stuff youre not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. – Tim Vine

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funny

I think its actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of it has been seen. When you are in big funny movies and they do well and your little part in it kind of explodes people perceive you as a comedian. – Octavia Spencer

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funny

Random Quotes

I feel as if I were a piece in a game of chess, when my opponent says of it: That piece cannot be moved. – Soren Kierkegaard

Category:
Discontent

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the will of the people goes out the window. – Bill Maher

Category:
Marriage

Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce. – Roseanne Barr

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Marriage

Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet. – Anon.

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Internet