Quote by Craig Bruce
Its funny how social activists usually protest against the only th

Its funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists goals. – Craig Bruce

Other quotes by Craig Bruce

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldnt bother fighting it. – Craig Bruce

Category:
Hope
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Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. – Craig Bruce

Category:
Money
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Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration just think how many bombs that would buy! – Craig Bruce

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Money
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Other Quotes from
funny
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For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents. – James Herriot

Category:
funny

Im kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. – James Brown

Category:
funny

Its funny, because Im a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while. – Danny Bonaduce

Category:
funny

Most of the gaffes Ive made have not been funny – theyve been stupid. – Jim Lehrer

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

When I sing, I feel like when youre first in love. Its more than sex. Its that point two people can get to they call love, when you really touch someone for the first time, but its gigantic, multiplied by the whole audience. I feel chills. – Janis Joplin

Category:
Love

I wish our clever young poets would remember my homely definitions of prose and poetry that is, prose = words in their best order – poetry = the best words in the best order. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Category:
Poetry

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything. – Bill Murray

Category:
Wise Words

Intuition is what tells a wife her husband has done wrong before he thinks of doing it. – Source Unknown

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Intuition