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Quote by Larry David
You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you don

You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David

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Religion doesnt play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I dont think Ive ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word Jew or saying it myself. – Larry David

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