If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane Cook
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. – Dane Cook

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane Cook
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. – Dane Cook
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. Hell come to a lot of my shows. Its not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince. – Dane Cook
Im glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. – Dane Cook
I hate it when people dont recognize the work of women as being universal, or having any import to the world at large, as opposed to mens work, which is generally tends to be seen as more universal – mens writing about their own experience tends to be put in a broader context. – Ani DiFranco