Dane Cook's Quote - If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane C

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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. - Dane C

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane Cook

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In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. – Dane Cook

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Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there. – Dane Cook

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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook

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Johnny Rotten. Hes a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and hed stand up and holler. Hes funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Dont think hes a jerk because he isnt. – Don Van Vliet

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I want to be in Funny Girl. And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it. – Lea Michele

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We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

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I dont mean to be funny. – Yogi Berra

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