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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. - Dane C

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane Cook

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Im quitting the business today. Im going to open up an appliance store, Ive always really been into toasters. Im giving it all up. – Dane Cook

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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook

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My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare. – Dane Cook

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And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But theres so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did. – James Denton

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But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the people. – Kathy Griffin

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