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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. - Dane C

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane Cook

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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook

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Im glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. – Dane Cook

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My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare. – Dane Cook

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