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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. - Dane C

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane Cook

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Im quitting the business today. Im going to open up an appliance store, Ive always really been into toasters. Im giving it all up. – Dane Cook

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I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies. – Dane Cook

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