Quote by Dane Cook
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. - Dane C

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane Cook

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Im glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. – Dane Cook

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In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. – Dane Cook

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My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare. – Dane Cook

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Its only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that Im skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think Im big, when I was big, I never thought about it. – Karl Lagerfeld

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Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn. – Hesiod

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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasnt about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. – Paul Merton

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