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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. - Dane C

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane Cook

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Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. Hell come to a lot of my shows. Its not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince. – Dane Cook

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I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies. – Dane Cook

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movies
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook

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Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley

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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. Its funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but Im not religious at all. I have no religion. – Sarah Silverman

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You know whats funny? I dont ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises – I dont see that happening to me. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. – Naguib Mahfouz

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