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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. - Dane C

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane Cook

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In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. – Dane Cook

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My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor. – Dane Cook

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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook

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I really dont know what makes a comedian. I think its a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line. – Bob Newhart

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People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. – Mark Ruffalo

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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. – Walt Disney

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The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. Bridesmaids is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as Bad Teacher. – Chris Pratt

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