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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. - Dane C

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane Cook

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Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there. – Dane Cook

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Im quitting the business today. Im going to open up an appliance store, Ive always really been into toasters. Im giving it all up. – Dane Cook

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Im glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. – Dane Cook

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We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. – Logan P. Smith

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. – Bill Cosby

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People dont realize that Im really funny and Im an excellent bridge player. – Sheryl Crow

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