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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. - Dane C

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane Cook

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In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. – Dane Cook

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Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. Hell come to a lot of my shows. Its not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince. – Dane Cook

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cool
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Im glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. – Dane Cook

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Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings

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The funny thing is that Im the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone whos traveled with me. Normally, Im in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia! – Vera Wang

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funny

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I dont know. I mean, how can you tell? – Andy Warhol

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funny

Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow. – Tobias Wolff

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