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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. - Dane C

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane Cook

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In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. – Dane Cook

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Home
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Dane Cook
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Im glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. – Dane Cook

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amazing
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Im quitting the business today. Im going to open up an appliance store, Ive always really been into toasters. Im giving it all up. – Dane Cook

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I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. – Rachel Weisz

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I like children – fried. – W. C. Fields

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Its a funny old world. – Margaret Thatcher

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funny

Mmmm… the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. Its a bit like when something funny has happened and you try to explain it to someone else and end up saying, You had to be there. – Jack Dee

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I want to swim in both directions at once. Desire success, court failure. – Alan Rickman

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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. – George Bernard Shaw

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The only weights I lift are my dogs. – Olivia Newton-John

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