Logo
Quote by Rachael Ray
I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks go

I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor. – Rachael Ray

Other quotes by Rachael Ray

Its continuously humbling to work hard, you know? As long as youve got a good work ethic and a sense of humor, I dont think anybody can become too much of an egoist under those circumstances. – Rachael Ray

Category:
Humor
Author
Rachael Ray
Read Quote

I work too much to be an appropriate parent. I feel like a bad mom to my dog some days because Im just not here enough. I just feel like I would do a bad job if I took the time to literally give birth to a kid right now and try and juggle everything Im doing. – Rachael Ray

Category:
mom
Author
Rachael Ray
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. – David Lee Roth

Category:
funny

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. – Saint Augustine

Category:
funny

The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if its a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But its so much more alienating than vegetarianism. – Jonathan Safran Foer

Category:
funny

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. – P. J. ORourke

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Married and divorced, three beautiful daughters, two in college. The other one is 16, lives with her mom. Im 46, Ive worked for the Post Office for 18 years, seven facilities in three states. – Arthur Godfrey

Category:
mom

Nobody needs to cry for me. Im going to be great. – Lance Armstrong

Category:
great

Now they have come to the place where their faith can no longer feed on the bread of repression and violence. They ask for the bread of liberty, of public equality, and public responsibility. It must not be denied them. – Mordecai Wyatt Johnson

Category:
Equality

It is often difficult to watch yourself onscreen, especially 60-feet high. As an actor, it is an uncomfortable experience. – Chris Hemsworth

Category:
Experience