Quote by Rachael Ray
I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks go

I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor. – Rachael Ray

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