Quote by James Herriot
For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about fun

For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents. – James Herriot

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If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. – James Herriot

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I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love. – James Herriot

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend somebody its probably not a joke. Its probably an observation thats not funny. Its gotta offend somebody somewhere. – Jeff Ross

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Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I dont look anything alike. But people do say that we sound alike. Sarah Jessica is an adorable girl and she is very funny. – Candace Bushnell

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Thats a funny thing, fame. People definitely do treat you differently. When you begin to be successful, people say, Dont go changing. Well, thats easy to say, but the fact is, you dont change at all – other people do. – Jonathan Rhys Meyers

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