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For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about fun

For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents. – James Herriot

Other quotes by James Herriot

I am never at my best in the early morning, especially a cold morning in the Yorkshire spring with a piercing March wind sweeping down from the fells, finding its way inside my clothing, nipping at my nose and ears. – James Herriot

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Morning
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James Herriot
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I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love. – James Herriot

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pet
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James Herriot
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I wish people would realize that animals are totally dependent on us, helpless, like children, a trust that is put upon us. – James Herriot

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Trust
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Other Quotes from
funny
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I just couldnt go back to Suddenly Susan after David Stricklands suicide. I didnt see how we could make the show light and funny any more. – Judd Nelson

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funny

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. – Moon Unit Zappa

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funny

Actually I never did stand up. Im not that funny. – Maynard James Keenan

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funny

Its funny recently Ive started to notice peoples impersonations of me, and its basically like a hyperactive child. – Dave Grohl

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funny

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We establish no religion in this country, nor will we ever. But we poison our society when we remove its theological underpinnings. We court corruption when we leave society devoid of belief. – Jeff Miller

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God respects me when I work; but God loves me when I sing. – Rabindranath Tagore

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I am convinced that the best service a retired general can perform is to turn in his tongue along with his suit, and to mothball his opinions. – Omar Bradley

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