Logo
Quote by Ted Allen
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information. – Ted Allen

Other quotes by Ted Allen

The funny thing about Thanksgiving, or any huge meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it and then chopping and cooking and braising and blanching. Then it takes 20 minutes to eat it and everybody sort of sits around in a food coma, and then it takes four hours to clean it up. – Ted Allen

Category:
Thanksgiving Day
Author
Ted Allen
Read Quote

Jay Leno is not a guy who likes change. He eats the same food every day. – Ted Allen

Category:
Food
Author
Ted Allen
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny. – Rosie ODonnell

Category:
funny

You need to be silly to be funny. – William Shatner

Category:
funny

It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time. – Olivia Munn

Category:
funny

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

I am more and more convinced that our happiness or our unhappiness depends far more on the way we meet the events of life than on the nature of those events themselves. – Wilhelm von Humboldt

Category:
Happiness

In any case, his judgment and set of values, acting alone or through his assistants, determine not only what is gold and what is dross but the design of the history which he creates out of the metal. The historian decides what is significant, and what is not. – Samuel E. Morison

Category:
design

Another factor is the decision, made in 1976, to sharply divide the FBI and the foreign intelligence agencies. The FBI would collect within the United States the foreign intelligence agencies would collect overseas. – Bobby Ray Inman

Category:
Intelligence

Who answers when you knock on wood? – J. Drummond, People, 1969

Category:
Woodworking