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Quote by Frank Carson
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funn

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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I have never been hurt by what I have not said. – Calvin Coolidge

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Its so different when you change your hair color, youre treated so differently. Its a very funny experience. Its fun – I love changing up my hair. – Kate Bosworth

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I think its so funny when people think they cant control a movie star. They can. Were just women, you know. – Esther Williams

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I sit astride life like a bad rider on a horse. I only owe it to the horses good nature that I am not thrown off at this very moment. – Ludwig Wittgenstein

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Nothing which has entered into our experience is ever lost. – William Ellery Channing

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I have worked very hard on being aware of my childhood but moving forward and not letting it bring me down emotionally. That is a hard thing – especially when you have children of your own and you remember what happened to you at that age. – Samantha Morton

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Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty. – George Washington

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