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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funn

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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Its simple, if it jiggles, its fat. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. – Casey Stengel

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It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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I have an inability to enjoy things, but thats why were in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldnt be funny, I guess. – Paul Feig

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You are your own judge. The verdict is up to you. – Astrid Alauda

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Self

The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration. – Pearl S. Buck

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Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend. – Jewel

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Old men are dangerous: it doesnt matter to them what is going to happen to the world. – George Bernard Shaw

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