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Quote by Frank Carson
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funn

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

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funny

The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if its a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But its so much more alienating than vegetarianism. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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funny

I read a lot of scripts that I just dont find very funny. – Jennifer Aniston

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funny

So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I havent realised. – Emily Mortimer

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funny

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They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for. – Tom Bodett

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Even the lion has to defend himself against flies. – Proverb

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The morning after my high-school graduation found me up early job hunting. The dream of college I put on the back burner. – Martha Reeves

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That Jim Brown. He says he isnt Superman. What he really means is that Superman isnt Jimmy Brown! – Anon.

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