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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funn

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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Frank Carson
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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Marriage
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Other Quotes from
funny
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For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents. – James Herriot

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funny

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. – Will Rogers

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funny

I think its always funny when somebody thinks youre going to do something super sexy and then you dont. – Olivia Munn

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funny

I think Saturday Night Live, starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner. – Emma Stone

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funny

Random Quotes

If we change the definition of marriage to be more inclusive, then it is logical to argue that we should broaden the definition so that wont exclude anyone. – Jack Kingston

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Marriage

There is no fear before and no fear after. We give our best. – Rickie Lee Jones

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Fear

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Marriage

The West has enough technology, enough science, enough affluence, enough money, but something of the inner is missing. There is no peace, no silence, no joy, no bliss, no meditativeness, no experience of godliness. – Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

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Society