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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funn

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Back in the 70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was The Bad News Bears, and that was a kids movie, but I dont think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. – Jack Black

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funny

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if thats all youve got, youre dead in the water. Its not good. – Howard Stern

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funny

Im like, bursting. I should be working. I dont want to take a break. Its funny, on set, I dont have to go to the bathroom, I dont have anything wrong, Im perfectly fine, so through-and-through. Im not hungry. Im literally not even in my own body. – Kristen Stewart

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funny

Do you know, its funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. – Stevie Wonder

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funny

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Everyday life is like programming, I guess. If you love something you can put beauty into it. – Donald Knuth

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Boxing is my real passion. I can go to ballet, theatre, movies, or other sporting events… and nothing is like the fights to me. Im excited by the visual beauty of it. A boxer can look so spectacular by doing a good job. – LeRoy Neiman

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Love touches the soul and awakens a desire so powerful that even the most vigilant heart is lured by its radiance. – Jamie Lynn Morris

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Finish each day before you begin the next, and interpose a solid wall of sleep between the two. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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