Logo
Quote by Frank Carson
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funn

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

Category:
Health
Author
Frank Carson
Read Quote

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

Category:
Marriage
Author
Frank Carson
Read Quote

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

Category:
car
Author
Frank Carson
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

Category:
funny

Im a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys – movie-star guys, where they could help me through it. – LeBron James

Category:
funny

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

Category:
funny

I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for. – Donna Tartt

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

There was a bit of a comparison that Bret was making between Vince McMahon and my dad. He looked up to Vince as a dad and stuff, and it was a shame to see the whole thing end the way it did. – Owen Hart

Category:
dad

Take care that no one hates you justly. – Publilius Syrus

Category:
Hate

Conclusive facts are inseparable from inconclusive except by a head that already understands and knows. – Thomas Carlyle

Category:
Facts

I like messing around, and I like working with artists who I respect. – Shia LaBeouf

Category:
respect