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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funn

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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Frank Carson
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Marriage
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Im blonde and tanned and normal-sized! Im sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and Im nice – and I like to eat. – Paris Hilton

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funny

I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T… Doesnt mean she isnt a good person. Thats a funny character to play. – Cheryl Hines

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funny

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley

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funny

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx

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funny

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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck

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But more importantly, I think he remembered how very close I was with my own dad, who had died in 1997. – Richard Marx

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dad

I felt sad because everyday I had to wake up early to practice before going to school. After school I had to go back to tennis again, and then after tennis I had homework. I didnt have time to play. – Li Na

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sad

There is nothing evil save that which perverts the mind and shackles the conscience. – Saint Ambrose

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Religion