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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funn

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Its funny I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. – Corey Feldman

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I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I dont believe I deserved my friends. – Walt Whitman

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I dont know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why hes funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. – Paul Lynde

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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Prayer is simply a two-way conversation between you and God. – Billy Graham

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Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. – Ted Turner

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