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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funn

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Marriage
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Frank Carson
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. – Benjamin Franklin

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Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. – Ronald Reagan

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funny

If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder

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funny

Its funny that I got to do On the Road because the thing that had the biggest impact on me growing up was reading books. I was very inspired by the book and this spirit of Dean Moriarty and how envious we all are of somebody who can be that carefree. – Garrett Hedlund

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Those playful fancies of the mighty sky. – Albert Smith (clouds)

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Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal. – Ingrid Newkirk

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Vegetarianism

My mums parents were from Ireland, my dads mum was American-Irish. – Dominic West

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dad

The problem with growing up in a cafe was the cafe never closed, my parents worked every day of the year from morning to night. So it was a big menagerie of kids, business and cooking! – Anthony Minghella

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Morning