Quote by Frank Carson
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funn

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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Its funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! – Garth Brooks

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I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. Its embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness. – Keanu Reeves

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I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldnt give my lyrics, and its all wrong in the book, and I giggle. Its funny. – Jonathan Davis

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I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys. – Megan Fox

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