Quote by Frank Carson
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funn

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

Other quotes by Frank Carson

I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Its never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that Ill get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. – Frank Carson

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Health
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car
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I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny. – Stephen Dorff

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