Quote by Christopher Meloni
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought th

I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic… That to me was funny. – Christopher Meloni

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I had no expectations about fatherhood, really, but its definitely a journey Im glad to be taking. Number one, its a great learning experience. When my mother told me its a 24/7 job, she wasnt kidding. – Christopher Meloni

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Experience
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It is a weird feeling to have people go, Hey Chris like they know me. But, number one, 99 percent of my experiences have been really cool. People couldnt be nicer and more positive. – Christopher Meloni

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cool
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The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share it with the world. – Christopher Meloni

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One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guys restroom and she wasnt embarrassed at all. – Zac Efron

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. Thats relativity. – Albert Einstein

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A word to the wise aint necessary – its the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby

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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. – P. J. ORourke

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I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one. – Lucille Ball

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Grief knits two hearts in closer bonds than happiness ever can and common sufferings are far stronger links than common joys. – Alphonse de Lamartine

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Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer, with never a thought of sorrow; the old goes out, but the glad young year comes merrily in tomorrow. – Emily Miller

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