Quote by Christopher Meloni
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought th

I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic… That to me was funny. – Christopher Meloni

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I rarely see one of the summer blockbuster movies. Id like to see a stronger focus on smaller, smarter movies. – Christopher Meloni

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I took acting classes in college, and once I graduated, I decided to give acting a shot when I couldnt really think of anything else to do. It took me a couple of years to get an agent, and my first big break was The Fanelli Boys, which was a sitcom on NBC. Then I did a few television movies. – Christopher Meloni

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You couldnt pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a tough job. You have to solve peoples problems, you have to baby-sit people, you have to always be doing this cat-and-mouse game with the bad guys. My respect for them is immense. – Christopher Meloni

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Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you arent funny, they arent laughing. They dont care who you are. – Marlon Wayans

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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

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See, I dont really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends Ive had have come after me. So its really funny when girls get offended because I dont hit on them. – Kellan Lutz

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