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Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench shari

Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny. – Mike Myers

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I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. Its a great dynamic. – Mike Myers

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My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. Hed often come out with this stuff. – Mike Myers

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