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Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench shari

Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny. – Mike Myers

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My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. Hed often come out with this stuff. – Mike Myers

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My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office. – Mike Myers

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And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, theyre awesome, the kind of thing that if youre in for ten minutes, youre in for two hours. – Mike Myers

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