Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures. – Thomas de Quincey
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. – Grant Wood
As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. – Joan Gussow
A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden. – Samuel Johnson
When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? – Author Unknown
All is not butter that comes from the cow. – Proverb
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. – Elbert Hubbard
A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. – George Bernard Shaw
The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. – John McNulty
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. – Proverb
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. – Mark Twain
Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder. – Greek Proverb
If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. – William Lyon Phelps
Whoever needs milk, bows to the animal. – Yiddish Saying
Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. – Bob Ekstrom
To laugh is human but to moo is bovine. – Author Unknown
I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. – Henry Louis Mencken
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. – Ambrose Bierce
He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow. – Italian Proverb
