All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. – Grant Wood Category: Cows
He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow. – Italian Proverb Category: Cows
I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. – Henry Louis Mencken Category: Cows
A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws. – Author unknown Category: Best Friends
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love. – Jane Austen Category: Friendship
