All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. – Grant Wood Category: Cows
I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. – Henry Louis Mencken Category: Cows
Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. – James Shubert Category: Men
We all remember where we were and we all remember what we were doing. I had a brother in New York, an uncle, lots of friends in New York. It made me angry, it made me sad what could I do. – Timothy Bottoms Category: sad
I think Captain Cousteau might be the father of the environmental movement. – Ted Turner Category: environmental
