Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Cows
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry Category: Cows
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. – Elbert Hubbard Category: Cows
Constructive criticism is about finding something good and positive to soften the blow to the real critique of what really went on. – Paula Abdul Category: positive
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable. – Francis Bacon Category: Choice
