If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. – William Lyon Phelps Category: Cows
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Cows
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. – Grant Wood Category: Cows
The scarcity of the music not only makes the music itself enjoyable but it also gives the collector a strange sense of superiority. – Henry Rollins Category: Music
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. – Sacha Guitry, Elles et toi, 1948 Category: Marriage
Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality. – Edgar Allan Poe Category: power
