Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. – Dennis Wholey Category: Cows
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Cows
A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. – George Bernard Shaw Category: Cows
When people get married because they think its a long-time love affair, theyll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity. – Joseph Campbell Category: Love
We send missionaries to China so the Chinese can get to heaven, but we wont let them into our country. – Pearl Buck Category: Heaven
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. – Josh Billings Category: Intelligence
