Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry Category: Cows
He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow. – Italian Proverb Category: Cows
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness. – Sacha Guitry Category: Experience
Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it. – Albert Einstein Category: Martin Luther King Day
I can see clearly now… that I was wrong in not acting more decisively and more forthrightly in dealing with Watergate. – Richard M. Nixon Category: History
