He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow. – Italian Proverb Category: Cows
Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. – Bob Ekstrom Category: Cows
The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. – John McNulty Category: Cows
My mom was always saying: Be whatever you want to be, but stick with it. Dont waver. Dont change who you are for anybody. – Miranda Lambert Category: Change
Its funny when people say, I dont think Julia likes me. Honey, if I dont like you, youre going to know about it. – Julia Roberts Category: funny
Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each others faults. – Richard Armour Category: Marriage
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. – Josh Billings Category: Perfection