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A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cow

A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. – George Bernard Shaw

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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. – Bob Ekstrom

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Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. – Elbert Hubbard

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All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. – Grant Wood

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