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I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. – Henry Louis Mencken

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A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. – George Bernard Shaw

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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. – Mark Twain

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Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. – Ambrose Bierce

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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. – Dennis Wholey

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