Quote by Dave Barry
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top sp

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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Men
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The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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Cows
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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. – Proverb

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Cows

A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. – George Bernard Shaw

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Cows

I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. – Henry Louis Mencken

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Cows

Greatness alone in not enough, or the cow would outrun the hare. – Proverb

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Cows

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