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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top sp

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. – Grant Wood

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. – Proverb

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