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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top sp

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden. – Samuel Johnson

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A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. – George Bernard Shaw

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He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow. – Italian Proverb

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If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. – William Lyon Phelps

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