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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top sp

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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Housework
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. – Joan Gussow

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I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. – Henry Louis Mencken

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Cows

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. – Elbert Hubbard

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Cows

To laugh is human but to moo is bovine. – Author Unknown

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Cows

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I think that the day youve figured out the differences between women and men is the day that youre no longer attracted to women. Its the difference that is so fantastic and frustrating and angering, and really sexy. – Kiefer Sutherland

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