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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top sp

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

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Sports :: Golf
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I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

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Clothing
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When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? – Author Unknown

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Cows

A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. – George Bernard Shaw

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Cows

A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden. – Samuel Johnson

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Cows

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. – Dennis Wholey

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Cows

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Accept your genius and say what you think. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Many people recognize that technology often comes with unintended and undesirable side effects. – Leon Kass

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Havin fun while freedom fightin must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water – which is known to have lithium in it – because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced. – Molly Ivins

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Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff – and its out of respect. – David Hasselhoff

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respect