Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. – Elbert Hubbard Category: Cows
The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. – John McNulty Category: Cows
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. – Grant Wood Category: Cows
If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. – William Lyon Phelps Category: Cows
There are a lot of movies that are unbelievable successes that I would be mortified to be a part of. – Jennifer Aniston Category: movies
