Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. – Elbert Hubbard Category: Cows
Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. – Bob Ekstrom Category: Cows
A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden. – Samuel Johnson Category: Cows
A machine has value only as it produces more than it consumes — so check your value to the community. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962) Category: Community
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. – Aeschylus Category: Jealousy