Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. – Dennis Wholey Category: Cows
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. – Grant Wood Category: Cows
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry Category: Cows
Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. – Bob Ekstrom Category: Cows
I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside. – F. Scott Fitzgerald Category: God
Education is for improving the lives of others and for leaving your community and world better than you found it. – Marian Wright Edelman Category: Education
