Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. – Bob Ekstrom Category: Cows
I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. – Henry Louis Mencken Category: Cows
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. – Elbert Hubbard Category: Cows
Nothing is so intolerable to man as being fully at rest, without a passion, without business, without entertainment, without care. – Blaise Pascal Category: Business
Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants. – Edward Steichen Category: Wise Words
The problem in defense is how far you can go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without. – Dwight D. Eisenhower Category: Presidents Day
Acts of kindness may soon be forgotten, but the memory of an offense remains. – Proverb Category: Fight, Fighting
