Flatter yourself critically. – Willis Goth Regier, In Praise of Flattery, 2007 Category: Self-Respect
The first few weeks of being a mom were profound, not just emotionally but also, physically. All the changes you instinctually go through are miraculous. – Alyssa Milano Category: mom
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry Category: Violence