All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. – Grant Wood Category: Cows
Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. – Bob Ekstrom Category: Cows
Our incomes are like our shoes if too small, they gall and pinch us but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip. – John Locke Category: finance
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips Category: Forgiveness
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. – Otto von Bismarck Category: Government
