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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. - Mark Twain

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. – Mark Twain

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

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Education
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Mark Twain
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Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. Its like feeding a dog on his own tail. It wont fatten the dog. – Mark Twain

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Prison
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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

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Evolution
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If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. – William Lyon Phelps

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Greatness alone in not enough, or the cow would outrun the hare. – Proverb

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He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow. – Italian Proverb

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All is not butter that comes from the cow. – Proverb

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Never repeat old grievances. – Proverb

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Love in its essence is spiritual fire. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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The ultimate function of prophecy is not to tell the future, but to make it. Your successful past will block your visions of the future. – Joel A. Barker

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Nonviolence means avoiding not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirit. You not only refuse to shoot a man, but you refuse to hate him. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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