Quote by Mark Twain
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. - Mark Twain

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

It is in the heart that the values lie. I wish I could make him understand that a loving heart is riches, and riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty. – Mark Twain

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Heart
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The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain

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Cats
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Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain

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Life
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I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. – Henry Louis Mencken

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Cows

Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder. – Greek Proverb

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Cows

To laugh is human but to moo is bovine. – Author Unknown

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Cows

Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. – Bob Ekstrom

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Cows

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