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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. - Mark Twain

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. – Mark Twain

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As a thinker and planner the ant is the equal of any savage race of men; as a self-educated specialist in several arts she is the superior of any savage race of men; and in one or two high mental qualities she is above the reach of any man, savage or civilized! – Mark Twain

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Insects
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There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one – keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. – Mark Twain

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Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief. – Mark Twain

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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. – Dennis Wholey

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He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow. – Italian Proverb

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All is not butter that comes from the cow. – Proverb

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To laugh is human but to moo is bovine. – Author Unknown

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