Quote by Mark Twain
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. - Mark Twain

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain

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Death
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Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain

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Carpe Diem
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Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures. – Thomas de Quincey

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Cows

Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. – Ambrose Bierce

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Cows

The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. – John McNulty

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Cows

Whoever needs milk, bows to the animal. – Yiddish Saying

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Cows

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Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses. – Adlai Stevenson

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To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire and where they make a wilderness, they call it peace. – Tacitus

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I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I dont get into it because I do comedy already. – Jerry Lewis

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Politics

Independence doesnt – doesnt equate to moderates. Millions of independents are pro-life. Millions of independents believe marriage is between a man and a woman. – Gary Bauer

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