Quote by Mark Twain
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. - Mark Twain

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain

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Birds
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Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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God
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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. – Proverb

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Cows

Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures. – Thomas de Quincey

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Cows

To laugh is human but to moo is bovine. – Author Unknown

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Cows

A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. – George Bernard Shaw

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I always enjoyed politics. I worked at the White House recently, primarily for the First Lady. Because of my experience running my travel agency, I was in charge of the files she kept on the Travel Office. – Joseph Force Crater

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There is a boundary to mens passions when they act from feelings but none when they are under the influence of imagination. – Edmund Burke

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The political system is broken, the economy is broken and so is society. That is why people are so depressed about the state of our country. – David Cameron

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My wife and I both come from Irish families. There are two kinds of Irish families: the hitting kind and the kidding kind. If youre fortunate – and both of us are – you come from the kidding kind of Irish family. – P. J. ORourke

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