Quote by Mark Twain
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. - Mark Twain

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. – Mark Twain

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. – Mark Twain

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd rather not. – Mark Twain

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All say, “How hard it is that we have to die” – a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live. – Mark Twain

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Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. – Bob Ekstrom

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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. – William Lyon Phelps

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Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder. – Greek Proverb

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