Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. – Mark Twain
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. – Mark Twain
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain