Quote by Mark Twain
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. - Mark Twain

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. – Mark Twain

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain

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We could use up two Eternities in learning all that is to be learned about our own world and the thousands of nations that have arisen and flourished and vanished from it. Mathematics alone would occupy me eight million years. – Mark Twain

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He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow. – Italian Proverb

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Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. – Elbert Hubbard

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A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. – George Bernard Shaw

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. – Proverb

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