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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. - Mark Twain

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground. – Mark Twain

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Baby, Babies
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Mark Twain
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If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people. – Mark Twain

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Ordinary
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Mark Twain
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What, then, is the true Gospel of consistency? Change. Who is the really consistent man? The man who changes. Since change is the law of his being, he cannot be consistent if he stick in a rut. – Mark Twain

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Consistency
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Mark Twain
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Other Quotes from
Cows
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To laugh is human but to moo is bovine. – Author Unknown

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Cows

Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. – Ambrose Bierce

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Cows

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. – Proverb

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Cows

When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? – Author Unknown

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Cows

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The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar, and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition. – W. H. Auden

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First, I have the privilege of being Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. It is not an oxymoron I assure you. – Pat Roberts

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Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. – George Bernard Shaw

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Difficult times have helped me to understand better than before, how infinitely rich and beautiful life is in every way, and that so many things that one goes worrying about are of no importance whatsoever. – Isak Dinesen

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Life