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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. - Mark Twain

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. – Mark Twain

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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain

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Greatness alone in not enough, or the cow would outrun the hare. – Proverb

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All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. – Grant Wood

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I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. – Henry Louis Mencken

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Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. – Elbert Hubbard

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