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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. - Mark Twain

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. – Mark Twain

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Habits
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Mark Twain
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Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed. – Mark Twain

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Gambling
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Mark Twain
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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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Humorous
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Mark Twain
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Other Quotes from
Cows
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Whoever needs milk, bows to the animal. – Yiddish Saying

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Cows

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. – Elbert Hubbard

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Cows

If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. – William Lyon Phelps

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Cows

The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. – John McNulty

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Cows

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Religion is no more possible without prayer than poetry without language, or music without atmosphere. – James Martineau

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I want kids to understand that strength doesnt come from what goes on around you. It comes from inside you, and that comes from Jesus Christ. – Willie Aames

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strength

You cannot control what happens to you, but you can control your attitude toward what happens to you, and in that, you will be mastering change rather than allowing it to master you. – Brian Tracy

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Pharmaceutical companies will soon rule the world if we keep letting them believe that we are a happy, functional society so long as all the women are on Prozac, all children on Ritalin, and all men on Viagra. – Terri Guillemets, “Getting by with a little help,” 1998

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