Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Cows
Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures. – Thomas de Quincey Category: Cows
Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. – Barbara Kingsolver Category: strength
The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality. – Dante Alighieri Category: Morals
A people without the knowledge of their past history, origin and culture is like a tree without roots. – Marcus Garvey Category: History
When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips Category: Morning
