A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. – George Bernard Shaw Category: Cows
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Cows
So it is naturally with the male and the female; the one is superior, the other inferior; the one governs, the other is governed; and the same rule must necessarily hold good with respect to all mankind. – Aristotle Category: Men & Women