Quote by Elbert Hubbard
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. – Elbert Hubbard

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College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture. – Elbert Hubbard

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Greatness alone in not enough, or the cow would outrun the hare. – Proverb

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To laugh is human but to moo is bovine. – Author Unknown

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Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder. – Greek Proverb

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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. – Dennis Wholey

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