Quote by Elbert Hubbard
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. – Elbert Hubbard

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The teacher is the one who gets the most out of the lessons, and the true teacher is the learner. – Elbert Hubbard

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Never get married in college its hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds youve already made one mistake. – Elbert Hubbard

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Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures. – Thomas de Quincey

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The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. – John McNulty

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All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. – Grant Wood

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Whoever needs milk, bows to the animal. – Yiddish Saying

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