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Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. – Elbert Hubbard

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Never get married in college its hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds youve already made one mistake. – Elbert Hubbard

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The happiness of this life depends less on what befalls you than the way in which you take it. – Elbert Hubbard

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As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. – Joan Gussow

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When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? – Author Unknown

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A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden. – Samuel Johnson

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Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures. – Thomas de Quincey

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