Quote by Elbert Hubbard
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. – Elbert Hubbard

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The line between failure and success is so fine that we scarcely know when we pass it: so fine that we are often on the line and do not know it. – Elbert Hubbard

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Greatness alone in not enough, or the cow would outrun the hare. – Proverb

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He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow. – Italian Proverb

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I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. – Henry Louis Mencken

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When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? – Author Unknown

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