Quote by Elbert Hubbard
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. – Elbert Hubbard

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Never get married in college its hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds youve already made one mistake. – Elbert Hubbard

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Editor: A person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed. – Elbert Hubbard

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As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. – Joan Gussow

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A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. – George Bernard Shaw

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When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? – Author Unknown

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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. – Dennis Wholey

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