I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on. – Oscar Levant Category: Alcohol
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields Category: Alcohol
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers Category: Food
My deepest feeling about politicians is that they are dangerous lunatics to be avoided when possible and carefully humored; people, above all, to whom one must never tell the truth. – W. H. Auden Category: Politics
I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up happening. – J. J. Abrams Category: alone
