Hard work, worry and whiskey are the friends of man. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962) Category: Alcohol
The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets Category: Alcohol
I shouldnt have got married. My dad told me. I was 35 and I got married. He said, Youre too young to be married. What? Im 35. Said, Youre far too young. You havent lived yet. He was right, bless him, thanks, Dad. – Rod Stewart Category: dad
There is often as much poetry between the lines of a poem as in those lines. – Alexandre Vinet (1797–1847) Category: Poetry