No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness — or so good as drink. – Lord Chesterton Category: Alcohol
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. – Kin Hubbard Category: Alcohol
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber Category: Alcohol
Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord. – Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled and edited by John R. K Category: Alcohol
There is in true beauty, as in courage, something which narrow souls cannot dare to admire. – William Congreve Category: Beauty
A woman can plan when to have her family and how to support a family. – Kathleen Turner Category: Family
Our age knows nothing but reaction, and leaps from one extreme to another. – Reinhold Niebuhr Category: Age
Happiness is inward, and not outward and so, it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are. – Henry Van Dyke Category: Happiness
