Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss. – Robert Heinlein Category: Alcohol
I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on. – Oscar Levant Category: Alcohol
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields Category: Alcohol
Marriage feels like an industry with catering and really expensive bands. – Rashida Jones Category: Marriage
Well, theres nothing more touching than putting a smile on a kids face when you can. – Emma Roberts Category: smile
Let me read you some of my poetry. My poetry just takes me to another level. – Rick Fox Category: Poetry
