First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald Category: Alcohol
We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. – Horace Hutchinson Category: Alcohol
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller Category: Alcohol
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields Category: Alcohol
Does “anal-retentive” have a hyphen? – Alison Bechdel, 1990 Dykes to Watch Out For Calendar (Thanks, Chelsea) Category: Perfection
The concept of total wellness recognizes that our every thought, word, and behavior affects our greater health and well-being. And we, in turn, are affected not only emotionally but also physically and spiritually. – Greg Anderson Category: Health
