I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Winston Churchill Category: Alcohol
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller Category: Alcohol
See that each hours feelings, and thoughts and actions are pure and true; then your life will be also. – Henry Ward Beecher Category: Feelings
My parents and my grandfather on my moms side would travel the earth. They went to Australia and China, and they went to probably every soccer game I ever played. – Brandi Chastain Category: mom
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. – Bill Vaughn Category: Environment