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Quote by James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enou

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

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From one casual of mine he picked this sentence. After dinner, the men moved into the living room. I explained to the professor that this was Rosss way of giving the men time to push back their chairs and stand up. There must, as we know, be a comma after every move, made by men, on this earth. – James Thurber

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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybodys guess. – James Thurber

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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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No poems can please for long or live that are written by water-drinkers. – Horace (Quintus Horatius Flaccus), Satires

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Hard work, worry and whiskey are the friends of man. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully. – Graham Greene

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