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Quote by James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enou

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

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The story of Harold Ross, the New Yorker and me is a mere footnote to the story of our time, and we might as well face the truth that to researchers of the future, poking about among the ruins of time, we shall all be tiny glitters. But then, so are diamonds. – James Thurber

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The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with it. – James Thurber

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I hate a drinking companion with a memory. – Martial, quoted by Lucian #happyhour

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

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Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. – Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935

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A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. – Author Unknown

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Be your own palace, or the world is your jail. – John Donne

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A Buddha is someone who finds freedom in good fortune and bad. – Bodhidharma

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When I break any of the chains that bind me I feel that I make myself smaller. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. It is a weapon our adversaries in todays world do not have. – Ronald Reagan

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