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Quote by James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enou

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

Other quotes by James Thurber

The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth. – James Thurber

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Humor
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James Thurber
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybodys guess. – James Thurber

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Future
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Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully. – Graham Greene

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Alcohol

Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord. – Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled and edited by John R. K

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Alcohol

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Alcohol

I like liquor — its taste and its effects — and that is just the reason why I never drink it. – Stonewall Jackson

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Alcohol

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If you want to get across an idea, wrap it up in a person. – Ralph Bunche

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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen

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Kids are smart. Knowledge is power. Let them figure things out. Dont turn into that grown-up who they wont come to. – Lauren Myracle

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If you have money, men think you are wise, handsome, and able to sing like a bird. – Yiddish Proverb

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