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Quote by James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enou

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere. – James Thurber

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Women
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James Thurber
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From one casual of mine he picked this sentence. After dinner, the men moved into the living room. I explained to the professor that this was Rosss way of giving the men time to push back their chairs and stand up. There must, as we know, be a comma after every move, made by men, on this earth. – James Thurber

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Grammar
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James Thurber
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The story of Harold Ross, the New Yorker and me is a mere footnote to the story of our time, and we might as well face the truth that to researchers of the future, poking about among the ruins of time, we shall all be tiny glitters. But then, so are diamonds. – James Thurber

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Jewelry
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol
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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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Alcohol

I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more. – H.L. Mencken

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Alcohol

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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Alcohol

What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? – Jack Handey

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Alcohol

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The principle goal of education in the schools should be creating men and women who are capable of doing new things, not simply repeating what other generations have done. – Jean Piaget

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The prospect of going home is very appealing. – David Ginola

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Art in the classroom not only spurs creativity, it also inspires learning. – Mickey Hart

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I shall state silences more competently than ever a better man spangled the butterflies of vertigo. – Samuel Beckett

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