Quote by James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enou

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

Other quotes by James Thurber

Im 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, Id only be 48. Thats the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40. – James Thurber

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Women
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Human Dignity has gleamed only now and then and here and there, in lonely splendor, throughout the ages, a hope of the better men, never an achievement of the majority. – James Thurber

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Dignity
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Alcohol
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Irish queer: a fellow who prefers women to drink. – Seán Ó Faoláin

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Alcohol

The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. – Author Unknown

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I hate a drinking companion with a memory. – Martial, quoted by Lucian #happyhour

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Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third. – Knute Rockne

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In our time political speech and writing are largely the defense of the indefensible. – George Orwell

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Sometime they dont let you know that they know that they dont know everything, but the core of the medical approach is that you try to identify pathologies, which are subsystems within the human body or the larger system that are having undesirable consequences. – Guy Burgess

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