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Quote by James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enou

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

Other quotes by James Thurber

Its a na?ve domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think youll be amused by its presumption. – James Thurber

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Wine
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James Thurber
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people – that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature. – James Thurber

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Nature
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James Thurber
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The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth. – James Thurber

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Humor
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol
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The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. – Author Unknown

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Alcohol

How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? – Author Unknown

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Alcohol

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety. – Thomas de Quincy, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, 1856

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Alcohol

Hard work, worry and whiskey are the friends of man. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Alcohol

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