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Quote by James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enou

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. – James Thurber

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Hundreds of hysterical persons must confuse these phenomena with messages from the beyond and take their glory to the bishop rather than the eye doctor. – James Thurber

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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I like liquor — its taste and its effects — and that is just the reason why I never drink it. – Stonewall Jackson

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes. – Oscar Wilde

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