Quote by James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enou

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

Other quotes by James Thurber

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep? – James Thurber

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Fear
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The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth. – James Thurber

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Humor
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures. – James Thurber

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Light
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol
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I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. – John Marcellus Huston

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Alcohol

There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it…. Prevention is better than cure. – Thomas Love Peacock, Melincourt, 1817

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Alcohol

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila. – Author Unknown

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Alcohol

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. – George Bernard Shaw

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Alcohol

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I saw Taxi Driver, and Taxi Driver kind of saved my life. The scene where Robert De Niro is looking at himself in the mirror saying, You talkin to me? You talkin to me? Who the hell else are you talkin to? Thats the scene that changed my life by changing my attitude about acting. – Michael Biehn

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Of all tasks of government the most basic is to protect its citizens against violence. – John Foster Dulles

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