Quote by James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enou

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

Other quotes by James Thurber

The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth. – James Thurber

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Humor
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. – James Thurber

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Men
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The story of Harold Ross, the New Yorker and me is a mere footnote to the story of our time, and we might as well face the truth that to researchers of the future, poking about among the ruins of time, we shall all be tiny glitters. But then, so are diamonds. – James Thurber

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Jewelry
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol
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Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila. – Author Unknown

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Alcohol

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

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Alcohol

Drinking makes you happy with your body the way it is. – Philip Rosenthal & Mike Royce, Everybody Loves Raymond, “Not So Fast” (seaso

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Alcohol

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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Alcohol

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