James Thurber's Quote - One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enou

Quote by James Thurber

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enou

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

Other quotes by James Thurber

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. – James Thurber

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But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep? – James Thurber

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The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road. – James Thurber

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Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully. – Graham Greene

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Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. – Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935

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How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? – Author Unknown

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Where ever I go, there I am. Drunk. – Rita E. Torres

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I can always see what Ive done wrong. Im always learning. Im the perennial student. – Pat Oliphant

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I am a lie who always speaks the truth. – Jean Cocteau

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The biggest waste of water in the country is when you spend half a pint and flush two gallons. – Prince Philip Edinburgh

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Although Im Australian, I find myself much more in sympathy with the Austrian version! – David Chalmers

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