Quote by James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enou

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

Other quotes by James Thurber

The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road. – James Thurber

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Knowledge
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. – James Thurber

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Other Quotes from
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Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord. – Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled and edited by John R. K

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The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. – Author Unknown

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Alcohol

Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Alcohol

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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I have a 6-year-old, and his thing is to turn on Radio Disney in the car, and I get such an allergic reaction to listening to that music and the context into which it falls. Im really working on him about that. – Aimee Mann

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It is probably safe to say that all the changes of factual knowledge which have led to the relativity theory, resulting in a very great theoretical development, are completely trivial from any point of view except their relevance to the structure of a theoretical system. – Talcott Parsons

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Today every invention is received with a cry of triumph which soon turns into a cry of fear. – Bertolt Brecht