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Quote by James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enou

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

Other quotes by James Thurber

The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road. – James Thurber

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Knowledge
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James Thurber
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Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. – James Thurber

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Humor
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James Thurber
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol
category

Hard work, worry and whiskey are the friends of man. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Alcohol

Vodka is just awesome water. – Author Unknown

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Alcohol

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety. – Thomas de Quincy, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, 1856

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Alcohol

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. – Oscar Wilde

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Alcohol

Random Quotes

My dreams were at once more fantastic and agreeable than my writings. – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

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Dreams

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Christmas

One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life. – E.M. Forster

Category:
Trust

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. – Benjamin Franklin (Thank you, Kyle.)

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Miscellaneous