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Quote by James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enou

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

Other quotes by James Thurber

Im 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, Id only be 48. Thats the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40. – James Thurber

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Women
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James Thurber
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We all know that the theater and every play that comes to Broadway have within themselves, like the human being, the seed of self-destruction and the certainty of death. The thing is to see how long the theater, the play, and the human being can last in spite of themselves. – James Thurber

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Entertainment
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James Thurber
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol
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The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. – Author Unknown

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Alcohol

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss. – Robert Heinlein

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Alcohol

Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord. – Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled and edited by John R. K

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Alcohol

No poems can please for long or live that are written by water-drinkers. – Horace (Quintus Horatius Flaccus), Satires

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Alcohol

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No photographer is as good as the simplest camera. – Edward Steichen

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They very seldom let me lose my cool. They made me like I was Polly Perfect, which was ridiculous so that when I bump into kids on the street theyd say I wish my Mom were like you. – Charlotte Rae

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