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Quote by James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enou

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

Other quotes by James Thurber

The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth. – James Thurber

Category:
Humor
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James Thurber
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Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. – James Thurber

Category:
Humor
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James Thurber
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol
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Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. – Kin Hubbard

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Alcohol

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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Alcohol

I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on. – Oscar Levant

Category:
Alcohol

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety. – Thomas de Quincy, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, 1856

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Alcohol

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My mom died when I was 8. – Lisa Guerrero

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Here the women have a metronome under their corsets, which beats time, but not music. – Israel Zangwill, Dreamers of the Ghetto, “From a Mattress Grave,” 1897 [speaking

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We are the only class in history that has been left to fight its battles alone, unaided by the ruling powers. White labor and the freed black men had their champions, but where are ours? – Elizabeth Cady Stanton

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