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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enou

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. – James Thurber

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Comedy has to be done en clair. You cant blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear. – James Thurber

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I hate a drinking companion with a memory. – Martial, quoted by Lucian #happyhour

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

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The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets

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I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. – John Marcellus Huston

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