One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber
Human Dignity has gleamed only now and then and here and there, in lonely splendor, throughout the ages, a hope of the better men, never an achievement of the majority. – James Thurber
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man. – James Thurber