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Quote by Terri Guillemets
The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the thir

The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets

Other quotes by Terri Guillemets

Like steam from a cup of hot tea that fogs our glasses, false urgency of matters at hand blurs our vision to important things in the distance. – Terri Guillemets

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Stress
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Terri Guillemets
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Perhaps apathy is a wave of emotions too afraid to burst out of the darkness into the bright light of day. – Terri Guillemets

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Emotions
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Alcohol
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Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third. – Knute Rockne

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Alcohol

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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Alcohol

If food hath slain its thousands, then drink has slain its tens of thousands. – William Kitchiner, Directions for Invigorating and Prolonging Life, 1831

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Alcohol

What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? – Jack Handey

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The most frequent lie in a hospital: it wont hurt. – Gerhard Kocher

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In between films I like to travel and hope to visit every continent before I become a mother. – Diane Kruger

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We humans were clearly highly seasonal beasts until the coming of electric light but traces remain. – Brian Follett

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All the technology of our production was still pre-War. They were sort of 38, 39 and the War had been stable and so we were infinitely behind whatever had been going on in the United States for instance. – Gianni Agnelli

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