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The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the thir

The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets

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If your teeth are clenched and your fists are clenched, your lifespan is probably clenched. – Terri Guillemets

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Stretching oneself too thin is the disease of modern life — letting oneself get too thick, the other. – Terri Guillemets

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Alcohol
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? – Jack Handey

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Where ever I go, there I am. Drunk. – Rita E. Torres

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Alcohol

Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

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I cant travel without Sudoku. – Robert Ballard

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The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Of what use, however, is a general certainty that an insect will not walk with his head hindmost, when what you need to know is the play of inward stimulus that sends him hither and thither in a network of possible paths? – George Eliot

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Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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