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Quote by Terri Guillemets
The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the thir

The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets

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Sometimes clean feels empty. A bit of clutter and dirt gladdens the heart and affirms a life in progress. – Terri Guillemets

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