Quote by Terri Guillemets
The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the thir

The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets

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Smile with your lips, smile with your eyes, smile with your heart and your soul and your life. – Terri Guillemets

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There’s no other love like the love for a brother. There’s no other love like the love from a brother. – Terri Guillemets

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I hate a drinking companion with a memory. – Martial, quoted by Lucian #happyhour

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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss. – Robert Heinlein

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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. – Author Unknown

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Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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