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Quote by Terri Guillemets
The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the thir

The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets

Other quotes by Terri Guillemets

What do I want to be when I grow up? Happy. I want to be happy. And useful, loved, loving, healthy, wise, free, strong. – Terri Guillemets

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Attitude
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Terri Guillemets
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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. – Jean Kerr

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Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. – Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935

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Vodka is just awesome water. – Author Unknown

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Alcohol

Teetotalers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink. – W.H. Davies

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I had my moments when I got very frightened that I would not recover. – Fran Drescher

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The farther one gets into the wilderness, the greater is the attraction of its lonely freedom. – Theodore Roosevelt

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If Im driving to L.A. and have anxiety about making the drive, if Ive got Peggy with me, were cool. – Rita Coolidge

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These words dropped into my childish mind as if you should accidentally drop a ring into a deep well. I did not think of them much at the time, but there came a day in my life when the ring was fished up out of the well, good as new. – Harriet Beecher Stowe, Old Town Folks, 1869

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