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Quote by Terri Guillemets
The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the thir

The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets

Other quotes by Terri Guillemets

A bottle of wine is her autobiography: uncorked at birth, drunk to the last drop — an empty vessel all to show for it. – Terri Guillemets

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Wine
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It’s all in the attitude — housework is exercise. Slim your way to a clean home, clean your way to a slim body! – Terri Guillemets

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Housework
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No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness — or so good as drink. – Lord Chesterton

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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. – Jean Kerr

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I like liquor — its taste and its effects — and that is just the reason why I never drink it. – Stonewall Jackson

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There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it…. Prevention is better than cure. – Thomas Love Peacock, Melincourt, 1817

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It is not only possible to be the person you pretend to be, but there is less effort involved. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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What beauty is, I know not, though it adheres to many things. – Albrecht Durer

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