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Quote by Terri Guillemets
The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the thir

The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets

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Stretching oneself too thin is the disease of modern life — letting oneself get too thick, the other. – Terri Guillemets

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It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety. – Thomas de Quincy, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, 1856

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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on. – Oscar Levant

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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. – Joey Adams

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