A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields Category: Alcohol
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. – George Bernard Shaw Category: Alcohol
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields Category: Alcohol
The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets Category: Alcohol
Im sorry you are wiser, I sorry you are taller; I liked you better foolish and I liked you better smaller. – Aline Murray Kilmer Category: Birthdays
A politicians goal is always to manipulate public debate. I think there are some politicians with higher goals. But all of them get corrupted by power. – Dean Koontz Category: power
Im always going to live in Texas. Texas is my home – itll be my home forever. – Kelly Clarkson Category: Home
