I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White Category: Alcohol
The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets Category: Alcohol
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. – Kin Hubbard Category: Alcohol
Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Alcohol
My family is almost exactly like the one in Monsoon Wedding. We are very open, fairly liberal, loud people. – Mira Nair Category: wedding
