Old wine and friends improve with age. – Italian Proverb
A boy is invincible. Then he drinks and drives and he finds out that his friend isnt. – Anon.
We live for the nights well never remember with the people well never forget. – Anon.
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. – Proverb
Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. – Proverb
If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink: Good wine — a friend — or being dry — or lest we should be by and by — or any other reason why. – Henry Aldrich
One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. – Nancy Astor
An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. – Alvan L. Barach
The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. – Alben W. Barkley
One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough. – Brendan F. Behan
Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise. – Bible
The whole world is about three drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart
Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck
Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. – Christian Nevell Bovee
The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time. – Luis Bunuel
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didnt know how to play them when I was drunk. – Sir Richard Francis Burton
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron
Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds. – Anton Chekhov
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. – Sir Winston Churchill
