Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Alcohol/Alcoholism
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The whole world is about three drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough. – Brendan F. Behan

A boy is invincible. Then he drinks and drives and he finds out that his friend isnt. – Anon.

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

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The epitaphs on tombstones of a great many people should read: Died at thirty, and buried at sixty. – Nicholas Murray Butler

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Epitaphs

The inherent purpose of American government is let people seek their own goals and to encourage them to be responsible on the various adventures they have on their way to those goals, good, bad, and otherwise. – P. J. ORourke

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Government

Well, first of all, I think that a lot of the voters who are voting for the tea party candidates have really good impulses. That is, they believe that for years and years and years, the people with wealth and power or government power have done well and ordinary people have not. Thats true. – William J. Clinton

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Government

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. – Albert Einstein

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Fear