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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck

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I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. – Sir Winston Churchill

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Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. – Christian Nevell Bovee

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Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. – Proverb

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Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds. – Anton Chekhov

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