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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

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Age
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If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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Nudity
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Desserts
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Other Quotes from
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Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise. – Bible

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough. – Brendan F. Behan

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

The whole world is about three drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

We live for the nights well never remember with the people well never forget. – Anon.

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

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