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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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Medical
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We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

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Vacations
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol/Alcoholism
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It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. – Proverb

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. – Alvan L. Barach

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. – Sir Winston Churchill

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

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