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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

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An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. – Alvan L. Barach

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Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds. – Anton Chekhov

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Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. – Nancy Astor

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