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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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Father
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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck

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It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

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Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. – Christian Nevell Bovee

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Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. – Proverb

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Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds. – Anton Chekhov

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The Lord is my light, and my salvation; whom shall I fear? – Bible

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The art of leadership… consists in consolidating the attention of the people against a single adversary and taking care that nothing will split up that attention. – Adolf Hitler

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I find no quality so easy for a man to counterfeit as devotion, though his life and manner are not conformable to it; the essence of it is abstruse and occult, but the appearances easy and showy. – Michel de Montaigne

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What good is it being Marilyn Monroe? Why cant I just be an ordinary woman? – Marilyn Monroe

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