Erma Bombeck's Quote - Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

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Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown. – Erma Bombeck

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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. – Erma Bombeck

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When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didnt know how to play them when I was drunk. – Sir Richard Francis Burton

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Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. – Proverb

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If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink: Good wine — a friend — or being dry — or lest we should be by and by — or any other reason why. – Henry Aldrich

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A boy is invincible. Then he drinks and drives and he finds out that his friend isnt. – Anon.

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