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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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Erma Bombeck
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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol/Alcoholism
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The whole world is about three drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough. – Brendan F. Behan

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. – Proverb

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds. – Anton Chekhov

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

Random Quotes

I am not interested in the afterlife. Religion is supposed to be about losing your ego, not preserving it eternally in optimum conditions. – Karen Armstrong

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Religion

It always amuses me that the biggest praise for my work comes for the imagination, while the truth is that theres not a single line in all my work that does not have a basis in reality. The problem is that Caribbean reality resembles the wildest imagination. – Gabriel Garcia Marquez

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Imagination

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment. – Warren Farrell

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Fear

The people have a right supreme
To make their kings, for Kings are made for them.
All Empire is no more than Powr in Trust,
Which when resumd, can be no longer just.
Successionm for the general good designd,
In its own wrong a Nation cannot bind. – John Dryden

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Literary