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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck

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The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. – Alben W. Barkley

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Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise. – Bible

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Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink: Good wine — a friend — or being dry — or lest we should be by and by — or any other reason why. – Henry Aldrich

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