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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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Erma Bombeck
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I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol/Alcoholism
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It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. – Sir Winston Churchill

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. – Proverb

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough. – Brendan F. Behan

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

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