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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Nudity
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Erma Bombeck
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Life
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol/Alcoholism
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Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise. – Bible

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. – Proverb

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. – Sir Winston Churchill

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

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Imagination is as vital to any advance in science as learning and precision are essential for starting points. – Percival Lowell

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