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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck
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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. – Erma Bombeck

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Business
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One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. – Nancy Astor

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Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds. – Anton Chekhov

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The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. – Alben W. Barkley

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