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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Skiing
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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol/Alcoholism
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A boy is invincible. Then he drinks and drives and he finds out that his friend isnt. – Anon.

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds. – Anton Chekhov

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. – Christian Nevell Bovee

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

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My everyday beauty routine is always rushed and pretty simple. – Cate Blanchett

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Most ball games are lost, not won. – Casey Stengel

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My dad has always been really helpful. He taught me that talent is a bonus, but persistence is what wins out. – Zosia Mamet

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dad

Im officially near-famous. If youve got four year old kids and youve got cable, then youve got no choice but to know who I am. But if youre one of my peers – a 26-year old guy who lives in Manhattan – you have no idea who I am. Im only famous if youre four. – Steve Burns

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