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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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Time
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School
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Alcohol/Alcoholism
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When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didnt know how to play them when I was drunk. – Sir Richard Francis Burton

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Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. – Proverb

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The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time. – Luis Bunuel

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As soon as I get my car I think Ill be going to the cinema more. Since I dont go very often, there are no films that are a must see at the moment. I usually wait till they come out on DVD. – Tom Felton

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The confession of evil works is the first beginning of good works. – Saint Augustine

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The egoism which enters into our theories does not affect their sincerity; rather, the more our egoism is satisfied, the more robust is our belief. – George Eliot

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Where ever I go, there I am. Drunk. – Rita E. Torres

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