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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

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Youth
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Erma Bombeck
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol/Alcoholism
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If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink: Good wine — a friend — or being dry — or lest we should be by and by — or any other reason why. – Henry Aldrich

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. – Sir Winston Churchill

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. – Proverb

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

A boy is invincible. Then he drinks and drives and he finds out that his friend isnt. – Anon.

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

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