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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. – Erma Bombeck

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Business
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Other Quotes from
Alcohol/Alcoholism
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A boy is invincible. Then he drinks and drives and he finds out that his friend isnt. – Anon.

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An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. – Alvan L. Barach

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. – Alben W. Barkley

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