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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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Men
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Erma Bombeck
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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The whole world is about three drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart

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We live for the nights well never remember with the people well never forget. – Anon.

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds. – Anton Chekhov

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. – Nancy Astor

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

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