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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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We live for the nights well never remember with the people well never forget. – Anon.

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Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise. – Bible

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Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. – Christian Nevell Bovee

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