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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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Family
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol/Alcoholism
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If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink: Good wine — a friend — or being dry — or lest we should be by and by — or any other reason why. – Henry Aldrich

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. – Proverb

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. – Nancy Astor

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

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Its amazing how stress keeps you trim. – Peter Andre

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Ive never met a woman who thinks theyve got a good enough figure – however perfect they look – which is sad, because no one else can see these perceived flaws theyre entirely internal. – LWren Scott

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sad

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. – Dale Carnegie

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Worry

Our delight in any particular study, art, or science rises and improves in proportion to the application which we bestow upon it. Thus, what was at first an exercise becomes at length an entertainment. – Joseph Addison

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Learning