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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck

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The whole world is about three drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart

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Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds. – Anton Chekhov

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Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. – Proverb

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