Logo
Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Birthday
Author
Erma Bombeck
Read Quote

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Age
Author
Erma Bombeck
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Alcohol/Alcoholism
category

Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. – Christian Nevell Bovee

Category:
Alcohol/Alcoholism

Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. – Proverb

Category:
Alcohol/Alcoholism

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

Category:
Alcohol/Alcoholism

Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise. – Bible

Category:
Alcohol/Alcoholism

Random Quotes

To be a successful father… theres one absolute rule: when you have a kid, dont look at it for the first two years. – Ernest Hemingway

Category:
Father

Without knowledge action is useless and knowledge without action is futile. – Abu Bakr

Category:
Knowledge

Fix the problem, not the blame. – Japanese Proverb

Category:
Criticism

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught. – Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

Category:
Homecoming