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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Erma Bombeck
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Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds. – Anton Chekhov

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It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

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One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. – Nancy Astor

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Imitation is the sincerest form of television. – Fred A. Allen

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