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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. - Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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Men
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Erma Bombeck
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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

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Age
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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. – Erma Bombeck

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Business
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol/Alcoholism
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One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough. – Brendan F. Behan

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. – Alben W. Barkley

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

We live for the nights well never remember with the people well never forget. – Anon.

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Alcohol/Alcoholism

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