When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didnt know ho

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didnt know how to play them when I was drunk. – Sir Richard Francis Burton

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Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. – Proverb

An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. – Alvan L. Barach

If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink: Good wine — a friend — or being dry — or lest we should be by and by — or any other reason why. – Henry Aldrich

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough. – Brendan F. Behan

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