When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didnt know how to play them when I was drunk. – Sir Richard Francis Burton Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. – Proverb Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time. – Luis Bunuel Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and youll start to see a big difference in your life. – Yoko Ono Category: Morning
A sodomite got very excited looking at a zoology text. Does this make it pornography? – Stanislaw J. Lec Category: Perspective