Quote by Samuel Butler
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the dr

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

Other quotes by Samuel Butler

An idea must not be condemned for being a little shy and incoherent; all new ideas are shy when introduced first among our old ones. We should have patience and see whether the incoherency is likely to wear off or to wear on, in which latter case the sooner we get rid of them the better. – Samuel Butler

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I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. – Sir Winston Churchill

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. – Proverb

Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise. – Bible

Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. – Christian Nevell Bovee

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