Quote by Samuel Butler
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the dr

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

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A man should be just cultured enough to be able to look with suspicion upon culture at first, not second hand. – Samuel Butler

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People in general are equally horrified at hearing the Christian religion doubted, and at seeing it practiced. – Samuel Butler

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An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. – Alvan L. Barach

The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time. – Luis Bunuel

Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise. – Bible

A boy is invincible. Then he drinks and drives and he finds out that his friend isnt. – Anon.

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