Quote by Samuel Butler
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the dr

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

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Heaven is the work of the best and kindest men and women. Hell is the work of prigs, pedants and professional truth-tellers. The world is an attempt to make the best of Heaven and Hell. – Samuel Butler

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Theist and atheist: the fight between them is as to whether God shall be called God or shall have some other name. – Samuel Butler

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Every mans work, whether it be literature, or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, is always a portrait of himself. – Samuel Butler

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Alcohol/Alcoholism
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Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise. – Bible

The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time. – Luis Bunuel

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didnt know how to play them when I was drunk. – Sir Richard Francis Burton

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough. – Brendan F. Behan

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I remember being a kid and sleeping over at my friends house and staying up late and watching Nosferatu. Vampire movies are supposed to be secret and bad. They should be rated R. – Ethan Hawke

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