Quote by Samuel Butler
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the dr

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

Other quotes by Samuel Butler

There is nothing which at once affects a man so much and so little as his own death. – Samuel Butler

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Death
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If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to reason. – Samuel Butler

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An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books. – Samuel Butler

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God
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Other Quotes from
Alcohol/Alcoholism
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The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time. – Luis Bunuel

Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds. – Anton Chekhov

Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise. – Bible

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. – Proverb

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