Quote by Samuel Butler
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the dr

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

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When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the berry of a grape, or else a tub of malt. These are the most reliable filters yet invented. – Samuel Butler

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What is faith but a kind of betting or speculation after all? It should be, I bet that my Redeemer liveth. – Samuel Butler

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Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. – Alben W. Barkley

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. – Proverb

Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. – Christian Nevell Bovee

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