Quote by Samuel Butler
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It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

Other quotes by Samuel Butler

An idea must not be condemned for being a little shy and incoherent; all new ideas are shy when introduced first among our old ones. We should have patience and see whether the incoherency is likely to wear off or to wear on, in which latter case the sooner we get rid of them the better. – Samuel Butler

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Ideas
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We shall never get people whose time is money to take much interest in atoms. – Samuel Butler

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When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the berry of a grape, or else a tub of malt. These are the most reliable filters yet invented. – Samuel Butler

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Other Quotes from
Alcohol/Alcoholism
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An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. – Alvan L. Barach

A boy is invincible. Then he drinks and drives and he finds out that his friend isnt. – Anon.

Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise. – Bible

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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