Quote by Samuel Butler
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the dr

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

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The seven deadly sins: Want of money, bad health, bad temper, chastity, family ties, knowing that you know things, and believing in the Christian religion. – Samuel Butler

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Those who have never had a father can at any rate never know the sweets of losing one. To most men the death of his father is a new lease of life. – Samuel Butler

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The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. – Alben W. Barkley

Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. – Christian Nevell Bovee

Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. – Proverb

The whole world is about three drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart

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