Quote by Samuel Butler
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the dr

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

Other quotes by Samuel Butler

One of the first businesses of a sensible man is to know when he is beaten, and to leave off fighting at once. – Samuel Butler

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Loss
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They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, Can he name a kitten? – Samuel Butler

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power
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God and the Devil are an effort after specialization and the division of labor. – Samuel Butler

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Other Quotes from
Alcohol/Alcoholism
category

A boy is invincible. Then he drinks and drives and he finds out that his friend isnt. – Anon.

The whole world is about three drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise. – Bible

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Gods mercy and grace give me hope – for myself, and for our world. – Billy Graham

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Fasting and natural diet, though essentially unknown as a therapy, should be the first treatment when someone discovers that he or she has a medical problem. – Joel Fuhrman, Fasting and Eating for Health: A Medical Doctor’s Program fo

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