Quote by Samuel Butler
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the dr

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

Other quotes by Samuel Butler

It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly. – Samuel Butler

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Money
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There are two great rules of life, the one general and the other particular. The first is that everyone can, in the end get what he wants if he only tries. This is the general rule. The particular rule is that every individual is more or less an exception to the general rule. – Samuel Butler

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Other Quotes from
Alcohol/Alcoholism
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Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds. – Anton Chekhov

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. – Proverb

We live for the nights well never remember with the people well never forget. – Anon.

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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The rain began again. It fell heavily, easily, with no meaning or intention but the fulfilment of its own nature, which was to fall and fall. – Helen Garner

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Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. – William Shakespeare

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