Quote by Samuel Butler
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the dr

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

Other quotes by Samuel Butler

What is faith but a kind of betting or speculation after all? It should be, I bet that my Redeemer liveth. – Samuel Butler

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Every mans work, whether it be literature, or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, is always a portrait of himself. – Samuel Butler

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Let us eat and drink neither forgetting death unduly nor remembering it. The Lord hath mercy on whom he will have mercy, etc., and the less we think about it the better. – Samuel Butler

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Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. – Christian Nevell Bovee

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. – Proverb

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. – Proverb

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