Quote by Samuel Butler
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the dr

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler

Other quotes by Samuel Butler

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income. – Samuel Butler

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Excess
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Words are not as satisfactory as we should like them to be, but, like our neighbours, we have got to live with them and must make the best and not the worst of them. – Samuel Butler

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best
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Alcohol/Alcoholism
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Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. – Proverb

Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise. – Bible

The whole world is about three drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. – Alben W. Barkley

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