The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. – Alben W. Barkley Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough. – Brendan F. Behan Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. – Alvan L. Barach Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. – John Weitz Category: Cats
For whatever reason, people, including very well-educated people or people otherwise interested in reading, do not read poetry. – Paul Muldoon Category: Poetry
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery. – Malcolm X Category: respect
