The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. – Alben W. Barkley Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink: Good wine — a friend — or being dry — or lest we should be by and by — or any other reason why. – Henry Aldrich Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. – Christian Nevell Bovee Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield Category: Time
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. – Elbert Hubbard Category: Technology
Newspapers always excite curiosity. No one ever lays one down without a feeling of disappointment. – Charles Lamb Category: News
