Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. – Christian Nevell Bovee Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. – Nancy Astor Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. – Alvan L. Barach Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words. – Dorothy Parker Category: Humor
My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano Category: Morning
