I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. – Sir Winston Churchill

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. – Alben W. Barkley

A boy is invincible. Then he drinks and drives and he finds out that his friend isnt. – Anon.

An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. – Alvan L. Barach