The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. – Alben W. Barkley Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
A boy is invincible. Then he drinks and drives and he finds out that his friend isnt. – Anon. Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
With some whose nerves have a deep covering of fat, happiness is less of a problem that it is an accident of anatomy. – Attributed to Henry S. Haskins Category: Happiness
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred A. Allen Category: Fame
