It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler
If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink: Good wine — a friend — or being dry — or lest we should be by and by — or any other reason why. – Henry Aldrich
Some white people hate black people, and some white people love black people, some black people hate white people, and some black people love white people. So you see its not an issue of black and white, its an issue of Lovers and Haters. – Eden Ahbez
