An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. – Alvan L. Barach Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time. – Luis Bunuel Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds. – Anton Chekhov Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough. – Brendan F. Behan Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
Sometimes a man imagines that he will lose himself if he gives himself, and keep himself if he hides himself. But the contrary takes place with terrible exactitude. – Ernest Hello Category: Helping
Making capitalism out of socialism is like making eggs out of an omelet. – Vadim Bakatin Category: Capitalism
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers Category: funny
