I think if youre at the point where youre popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you dont need the money. – Johnny Vegas
Oh, Im terrible at travel. – Johnny Vegas
Ive got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one. – Johnny Vegas
Im getting positive feedback for my acting so well see if any other interesting parts come up. – Johnny Vegas
Ive spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. Its just not my home. – Johnny Vegas
My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didnt come home. – Johnny Vegas
Comedys so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesnt get it, doesnt find it funny, then fine. – Johnny Vegas
You cant be a proper comic unless youve been out on stage and felt the fear. – Johnny Vegas
My works never been accepted by my family, but its something Ill always carry on with. – Johnny Vegas
I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family dont seem to be particularly keen on them. – Johnny Vegas
You always hear people saying, I hope Im not turning into my dad, but Id be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is. – Johnny Vegas
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year olds birthday party, you couldnt pay me enough. – Johnny Vegas
The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas
I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas
