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My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a

My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didnt come home. – Johnny Vegas

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Comedys so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesnt get it, doesnt find it funny, then fine. – Johnny Vegas

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I think if youre at the point where youre popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you dont need the money. – Johnny Vegas

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At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who dont. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. – Ann Landers

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Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows. – Bill Copeland

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Youre always tellin me to go out more, Go ahead, get out and see the world, But then I think, why should I? Id rather stay home and cry. – Gwen Stefani

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