My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didnt come home. – Johnny Vegas
Ive spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. Its just not my home. – Johnny Vegas
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year olds birthday party, you couldnt pay me enough. – Johnny Vegas
I think if youre at the point where youre popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you dont need the money. – Johnny Vegas