My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didnt come home. – Johnny Vegas
Ive spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. Its just not my home. – Johnny Vegas
I think if youre at the point where youre popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you dont need the money. – Johnny Vegas
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas
The world can doubtless never be well known by theory: practice is absolutely necessary; but surely it is of great use to a young man, before he sets out for that country, full of mazes, windings, and turnings, to have at least a general map of it, made by some experienced traveler. – Lord Chesterfield