My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didnt come home. – Johnny Vegas
You cant be a proper comic unless youve been out on stage and felt the fear. – Johnny Vegas
The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year olds birthday party, you couldnt pay me enough. – Johnny Vegas