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Comedys so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesnt get i

Comedys so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesnt get it, doesnt find it funny, then fine. – Johnny Vegas

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I think if youre at the point where youre popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you dont need the money. – Johnny Vegas

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wedding
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I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas

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Birthday
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Well love you just the way you are if youre perfect. – Alanis Morissette

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I wish I had the nerve not to tip. – Paul Lynde

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Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. – Flip Wilson

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Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that its going to collapse on his head. – Rufus Sewell

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It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required. – Stephen Leacock

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To be able to design for the plus-sized consumer, for me, thats just beyond. Its a dream. – Khloe Kardashian

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You need to make a commitment, and once you make it, then life will give you some answers. – Les Brown

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John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, Im on borrowed time. – Maureen OHara

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