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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and ter

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year olds birthday party, you couldnt pay me enough. – Johnny Vegas

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My works never been accepted by my family, but its something Ill always carry on with. – Johnny Vegas

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You always hear people saying, I hope Im not turning into my dad, but Id be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is. – Johnny Vegas

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