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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and ter

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year olds birthday party, you couldnt pay me enough. – Johnny Vegas

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I think if youre at the point where youre popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you dont need the money. – Johnny Vegas

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I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas

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You cant be a proper comic unless youve been out on stage and felt the fear. – Johnny Vegas

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It is ironic that the one thing that all religions recognize as separating us from our creator, our very self-consciousness, is also the one thing that divides us from our fellow creatures. It was a bitter birthday present from evolution. – Annie Dillard

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I hate birthdays. – Zane Grey

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All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. Im having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have. – Brandy Norwood

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Well take the cake with the red cherry on top. – Navjot Singh Sidhu

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Oh yeah, I was one of the first guys writing comic books, I wrote Captain America, with guys like Stan Lee, who became famous later on with Marvel Comics. – Mickey Spillane

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Treat each person as if their heart was breaking. More often than not, you will be right. – David Weedmark

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