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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and ter

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year olds birthday party, you couldnt pay me enough. – Johnny Vegas

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The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas

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You always hear people saying, I hope Im not turning into my dad, but Id be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is. – Johnny Vegas

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Thirty was so strange for me. Ive really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. – C. S. Lewis

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