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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and ter

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year olds birthday party, you couldnt pay me enough. – Johnny Vegas

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I think if youre at the point where youre popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you dont need the money. – Johnny Vegas

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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

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