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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and ter

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year olds birthday party, you couldnt pay me enough. – Johnny Vegas

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I think if youre at the point where youre popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you dont need the money. – Johnny Vegas

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You always hear people saying, I hope Im not turning into my dad, but Id be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is. – Johnny Vegas

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You cant be a proper comic unless youve been out on stage and felt the fear. – Johnny Vegas

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I started running around my 30th birthday. I wanted to lose weight I didnt anticipate the serenity. Being in motion, suddenly my body was busy and so my head could work out some issues I had swept under a carpet of wine and cheese. Good therapy, thats a good run. – Michael Weatherly

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If you look over the years, the styles have changed – the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, its really the same. – John Oates

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Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, Lets make a wish on a star, theres one thing I wish for: wisdom. – Rene Russo

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Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

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