Quote by Johnny Vegas
The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas

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Comedys so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesnt get it, doesnt find it funny, then fine. – Johnny Vegas

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My works never been accepted by my family, but its something Ill always carry on with. – Johnny Vegas

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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

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Expectancy is the atmosphere for miracles. – Edwin Louis Cole

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The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect! – Charles N. Barnard

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I never really did Christmas before. Christmas Day? I mean – whats that? Whats it all about? I was always flying on Christmas Day. – Monica Seles

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Why not collect and clean chicken wishbones in the run-up to Christmas, spray them silver and use each to pinch together a white hem-stitch napkin? – Pippa Middleton

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