Quote by Johnny Vegas
The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas

Other quotes by Johnny Vegas

I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas

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Birthday
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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year olds birthday party, you couldnt pay me enough. – Johnny Vegas

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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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I save every Christmas card. I keep them all. – Alison Sweeney

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Christmas

I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer or Christmas lights. – Steve Israel

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Christmas

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. – Harlan Miller

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Christmas

Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind. – Mary Ellen Chase

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Christmas

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Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage. – William Shakespeare

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Obama has no power to change American policy because there are people who specialize in drawing these policies, which have been and still are hostile towards Islam. – Muqtada al Sadr

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