Johnny Vegas's Quote - The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny

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The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas

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You cant be a proper comic unless youve been out on stage and felt the fear. – Johnny Vegas

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Comedys so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesnt get it, doesnt find it funny, then fine. – Johnny Vegas

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Oh, Im terrible at travel. – Johnny Vegas

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The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. – Burton Hillis

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The war in Iraq – if Osama was a Christian – its the Christmas present he never would have expected. – Michael Scheuer

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I went to Sunday School and liked the stories about Christ and the Christmas star. They were beautiful. They made you warm and happy to think about. But I didnt believe them. – Frances Farmer

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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. – Oren Arnold

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Most of my life I was occupied with American television and American food. My ethnicity was my choice. It still is. – Isaac Mizrahi

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