The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas
I think if youre at the point where youre popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you dont need the money. – Johnny Vegas
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year olds birthday party, you couldnt pay me enough. – Johnny Vegas
I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family dont seem to be particularly keen on them. – Johnny Vegas