Quote by Johnny Vegas
The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas

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I think if youre at the point where youre popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you dont need the money. – Johnny Vegas

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You cant be a proper comic unless youve been out on stage and felt the fear. – Johnny Vegas

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Comedys so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesnt get it, doesnt find it funny, then fine. – Johnny Vegas

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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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There are very few people who have done more than one Christmas album. – Isaac Hanson

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Christmas

Besides the two Christmas things, weve got a about a dozen new tracks were working on. – Chris Frantz

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In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea. – Richard Bach

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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller

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I am a drunkard from another kind of tavern. I dance to a silent tune. I am the symphony of stars. – Rumi

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When one has love for God, one doesnt feel any physical attraction to wife, children, relatives and friends. One retains only compassion for them. – Ramakrishna

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Some Americans need hyphens in their names, because only part of them has come over; but when the whole man has come over, heart and thought and all, the hyphen drops of its own weight out of his name. – Woodrow Wilson

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