Quote by Johnny Vegas
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school w

I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas

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My works never been accepted by my family, but its something Ill always carry on with. – Johnny Vegas

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The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas

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Ive never looked forward to a birthday like Im looking forward to my new daughters birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement. – Pete Rose

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For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes. – Chris Evans

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I married two weeks after my 18th birthday, far too young, and by the time I was 23 I was a single mother of three small children, Sean, Daniel and Victoria, living in a prefab house. – Sue Townsend

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I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo. – Bindi Irwin

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