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I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school w

I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas

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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

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My works never been accepted by my family, but its something Ill always carry on with. – Johnny Vegas

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