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I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school w

I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas

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You cant be a proper comic unless youve been out on stage and felt the fear. – Johnny Vegas

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My works never been accepted by my family, but its something Ill always carry on with. – Johnny Vegas

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Birthday
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I think, at a childs birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. – Eleanor Roosevelt

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Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. – Walter Lord

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The main prank that we play with props is for peoples birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face – thats always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone whos new. – Catherine Bell

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The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that youre only as well as you are. – Anne Lamott

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Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. – Lord Acton

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Im not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. Ill try to soften it and become boring, maybe even very boring, but Im not sure if Ill be able to. – Silvio Berlusconi

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The five senses are horse sense, innocence, common sense, concupiscence, and nonsense. – Source Unknown

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“I told my mom, Im not buying another magazine until I can get past this thought of looking like the girl on the cover. She said, “”Miley, you are the girl on the cover, and I was, like, I know, but I dont feel like that girl every day. You cant always feel perfect.” – Miley Cyrus

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