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I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school w

I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas

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I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family dont seem to be particularly keen on them. – Johnny Vegas

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Ive spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. Its just not my home. – Johnny Vegas

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My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didnt come home. – Johnny Vegas

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A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present. – Thomas Fuller

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope

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I can put my legs behind my head and sing Happy Birthday. Because thats something that me and my friends used to do when we were in gymnastics class as kids, and I can still do it. I was doing it since I was 8 and 9. They used to call me Gumby. Very bendy. – Emmy Rossum

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