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I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school w

I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas

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You always hear people saying, I hope Im not turning into my dad, but Id be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is. – Johnny Vegas

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The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas

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Im not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does. – Victoria Beckham

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I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children. – Diane von Furstenberg

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Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. Its the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I dont like at work where you stop everything to sing Happy Birthday to someone. I feel like thats for children. – Mindy Kaling

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I told my father I wanted to play the banjo, and so he saved the money and got ready to give me a banjo for my next birthday, and between that time and my birthday, I lost interest in the banjo and was playing guitar. – Jackson Browne

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Ive turned down jobs because Ive said, Honestly, I cant find my way in. I cant do it. I love you, as a director. I think the script is good. You deserve better than I think I can do. – David Duchovny

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Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged. – Ronald Reagan

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