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I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school w

I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas

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The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas

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You always hear people saying, I hope Im not turning into my dad, but Id be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is. – Johnny Vegas

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My works never been accepted by my family, but its something Ill always carry on with. – Johnny Vegas

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All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. Im having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have. – Brandy Norwood

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You know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over the room. – Jennifer Lopez

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Some people wont go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter. – Anne Lamott

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I wasnt very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the childrens birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos. – Jill Clayburgh

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