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I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school w

I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas

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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year olds birthday party, you couldnt pay me enough. – Johnny Vegas

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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

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Some people wont go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter. – Anne Lamott

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The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that youre only as well as you are. – Anne Lamott

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I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

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Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. – Don Marquis

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