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I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school w

I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas

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Ive spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. Its just not my home. – Johnny Vegas

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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

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I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family dont seem to be particularly keen on them. – Johnny Vegas

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Just hit my 75th birthday, Im feeling great! – Colin Powell

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I can put my legs behind my head and sing Happy Birthday. Because thats something that me and my friends used to do when we were in gymnastics class as kids, and I can still do it. I was doing it since I was 8 and 9. They used to call me Gumby. Very bendy. – Emmy Rossum

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I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday. – Amy Weber

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When I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. Id write letters and go Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope youre doing something. – Kristin Kreuk

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