You cant be a proper comic unless youve been out on stage and felt the fear. – Johnny Vegas
I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family dont seem to be particularly keen on them. – Johnny Vegas

You cant be a proper comic unless youve been out on stage and felt the fear. – Johnny Vegas
I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family dont seem to be particularly keen on them. – Johnny Vegas
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas
Ive spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. Its just not my home. – Johnny Vegas