You cant be a proper comic unless youve been out on stage and felt the fear. – Johnny Vegas
The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas

You cant be a proper comic unless youve been out on stage and felt the fear. – Johnny Vegas
The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas
Ive got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one. – Johnny Vegas
I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family dont seem to be particularly keen on them. – Johnny Vegas